- Angie Lopez: Benny, you shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
- Benny: You know what? When the dead runs out on you and leaves you a 2 year old to raise by yourself, I'll say whatever the hell I want about him.
- George Lopez: You told me my father was dead. Maybe if I'd known the truth, I could've met him sooner.
- Benny: He knew *you* weren't dead and he didn't come rushing home.
- George Lopez: Yeah because you were there!
- Angie Lopez: If Grandma falls asleep on the couch...
- Max Lopez: Make sure her cigarette is out.
- Angie Lopez: Right, and if she has more than a 6 pack?
- Max Lopez: Lay her on her side.
- Angie Lopez: Good, and she's not supposed to, but if she invites her boyfriend Randy over?
- Max Lopez: Ignore the yelling, they're just rough housing.
- George Lopez: [reading Manny's letter] The doctors say I have very little time left, I might not live long enough to...
- Angie Lopez: Oh my God, he died right then and didn't get to finish the letter.
- George Lopez: No, I can't make out this word.
- Angie Lopez: [reads it] Benefit.
- George Lopez: That's a V.
- Angie Lopez: It's a B!
- George Lopez: [reading] 'To benefit', okay it's a B.
- George Lopez: I'm sorry, Angie, I wasn't thinking straight, I've got a lot on my mind right now, I'm going in for surgery soon to have a kidney removed.
- Benny: [getting off the phone] Uh...
- Angie Lopez: Not now, Benny.
- Benny: Manny just died.
- George Lopez: What?
- Benny: Your father's dead.