- Carmen Lopez: You can start with 'Max is more important' now.
- George Lopez: Look, right now Max *is* more important, he has to pass the 5th grade. When you're a parent, sometimes you have to do something that's bad for one kid to help the other.
- Carmen Lopez: Name one time you did something that was good for me and bad for Max.
- George Lopez: You really want to know?
- Carmen Lopez: Yeah.
- George Lopez: Carmen, your private school is so expensive, Max won't be getting a new bike next year, he's not getting a computer, and he's never getting braces.
- Carmen Lopez: ...I didn't know that.
- George Lopez: Neither does he, don't tell him.