George Lopez (TV Series)
Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 2 (2003)
George Lopez: George Lopez
Quotes
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Angie Lopez : [after George is released from jail] What was it like in there?
George Lopez : Nobody talked to me, the food sucked, I was afraid to go to sleep... So it was a little better than my childhood.
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George Lopez : [on the phone] Listen, don't freak out and don't tell the kids... but I'm in jail.
Angie Lopez : YOU'RE IN JAIL?
Carmen Lopez : Dad's in jail?
Max Lopez : Wow, he finally killed Grandma.
[to Carmen]
Max Lopez : You're next.
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Angie Lopez : I'll be right down and bail you out.
George Lopez : It's not that easy. They want to extradite me to Arizona, Manny filed charges on me for punching him.
Angie Lopez : Your own dad had you arrested? Punching him was too good, next time let's split his skull with a pickax and bury him in the desert!
George Lopez : [lowkey] You know they listen in on these calls.
[Angie groans]
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Angie Lopez : [on the phone with George who's in jail] What should I do? Who should I call?
[frantic]
Angie Lopez : I only get one phone call, right?
George Lopez : Baby relax, that's *me*.