- Bank Teller: Hey, Buttram, you forgot your money.
- Pat Buttram: Aw, money. That's the cause of all the trouble in the world is money.
- [Pat turns to leave the bank]
- Bank Teller: Hey, stupid, you forgot half of it!
- Pat Buttram: Aw, if it had never been invented, the world would be a better place... I don't know what I'm hollerin' about - I never have any of the stuff.
- [Gail thinks she has sweet-talked the telegrapher into giving her a copy of Gene's message]
- Jim Eastman: Listen to this. "Gene Autry - Twin Forks, New Mexico - Flying M Ranch. Spring catalog delayed. Stop. Read our winter catalog again. Stop. National Mail Order Company - Chicago, Illinois." Somebody's trying to make a fool out of me. It it's Autry, I'll kill him!
- Gail Eastman: I'm all for that, but there's something more important than killing Autry. We've got to find out what really was in that telegram he sent!