Pat Buttram: Pat Buttram

Quotes 

• Bank Teller : Hey, Buttram, you forgot your money.

  Pat Buttram : Aw, money. That's the cause of all the trouble in the world is money.

  [Pat turns to leave the bank] 

  Bank Teller : Hey, stupid, you forgot half of it!

  Pat Buttram : Aw, if it had never been invented, the world would be a better place... I don't know what I'm hollerin' about - I never have any of the stuff.