- Chick Mouse: Garfield, congratulations on that great game! You devoured an entire picnic, you gotta be proud.
- Garfield: I am, Chick, real proud. I would also like to say this is probably the dumbest episode we've done all season.
- Biff Rat: The cheerleaders are coming onto the court now, and I think they're... Yes!
- Cheerleader Mice: Garfield loves his lasagna! Garfield loves his lasagna! YAY!
- Biff Rat: They're leading the crowd in the wave!
- Jon Arbuckle: Men, our goal is to get food into this basket, and remember, the opposition will stop at nothing. Are there any questions?
- Garfield: Yeah, we got any mayo?
- Chick Mouse: They're really playing catch-up!
- Garfield: Ketchup on ham? Ick.
- Chick Mouse: I said "catch-up."