Futurama (TV Series)
Hell Is Other Robots (1999)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Fender
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Quotes
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[suffering torment in Robot Hell]
Bender : But I don't belong here. I don't like things that are scary and painful.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Sorry, Bender, you agreed to this when you joined our religion. If you sin, you go straight to Robot Hell - for all eternity.
Bender : Ah, hell - I mean, heck.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : No, it's all right. You can say that here.
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Bender : Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
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Bender : I can't believe someone sent an intergalactic spaceship to deliver a package to Atlantic City. What are we delivering, anyway?
Fry : Uh... this.
[Takes a half-used roll of mints out of his pocket]
Bender : Where are we delivering it?
Leela : Uh, here.
[Puts roll into mailbox]
Bender : Another job well done.
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Reverend Preacherbot : Wretched sinner unit! The path to Robot Heaven lies here, in the Good Book 3.0.
Bender : Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No!
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Bender : [singing] Just tell me why!
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Check out this 55-page warrant.
Bender : There must be robots worse than I.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : We've checked it out, there really aren't.
Bender : Then please let me explain: / My crimes were really boyish pranks.
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender : Ah, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
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Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : We know all your sins, Bender! And for each one we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment!
[turns his head]
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Gentlemen...
["Robot Hell Song" begins playing]
Bender : Ah, crap! Singing! Mind if I smoke?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [singing] Cigars are evil, you won't miss' em! / We'll find ways to simulate that smell! / What a sorry fella, / Rolled up and smoked like a donnetella, / Here on Level One of Robot Hell.
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Bender : Come on, universe, you big, mostly empty wuss! Give me all the juice you got!
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Bender : Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?
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[after Bender escapes Robot Hell, while carrying Fry and Leela]
Bender : Don't worry guys, I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me.
Leela : Uh, do you think you could be just little less evil than that?
Bender : I don't know. Think you could survive a 700ft fall?
Fry : [Fry chuckles] Good old Bender!
[closing credits]