- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
- Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
- Bender: That's no lady.
- Hermaphrobot: Damn, chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle. Why you so stupid, stupid?
- Bender: Hey, bite my shiny metal ass.
- Hermaphrobot: You couldn't afford it, honey.
- Leela: Hey, what's behind that door?
- Glurmo: Nothing!
- Leela: Is it the secret ingredient?
- Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.
- Bender: Ok, ok. We get the point.
- Leela: I was just curious because of the armed guards.
- Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards...
- Bender: Shut the hell up!
- Leela: How can you trick people into drinking something that comes from your behind? It's disgusting!
- Slurm Queen: Is it? Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a cow's behind. And have you ever tried toothpaste.
- Fry: Whose behind does that come from?
- Slurm Queen: You don't want to know.
- [Bender is sick]
- Amy Wong: You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.
- Bender: I am forty percent zinc.
- Amy Wong: Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Or a big, fat placebo. It's all the same crap.
- Glurmo: Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break.
- Solo Grunka Lunka #2: Hard ass.
- Glurmo: I heard that!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What are those horrible creatures?
- Glurmo: They're the Grunka-Lunkas. They work at the factory.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them!