Futurama (TV Series)

Bendin' in the Wind (2001)

David Herman: Patchcord Adams, Broken Bot #3, Art Garfunkel's Descendant, Broken Robot #5, Chinese Caterpillar Alien

Quotes 

• Patchcord Adams : So long. Get well soon.

  [looks at Bender's chart] 

  Patchcord Adams : Whoa! Well, so long, anyway.

• Bender : So can I keep the check?

  Art Garfunkel's Descendant : Over my dead career!

• Bend-Aid Announcer : Ladies and gentlehippies, put your filthy hands together for the art-house stylings of Cylon and Garfunkel!

  Art Garfunkel's Descendant : Here's a song that was beautiful when performed by my ancestor Artie.

  Art Garfunkel's Descendant : [singing]  Are you coming to Scarborough Fair?

  Cylon : [mechanical monotone]  Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.

• Patchcord Adams : Did you hear they're using Windows 3000 as a jailer?

  Fry : No. Why?

  Patchcord Adams : 'Cause it always locks up.

  [Others laugh weakly] 

  Bender : For the love of God, somebody kick his ass!

• Patchcord Adams : [offers Bender a balloon animal]  Here, take it. What's the matter? Can't move your arms?

  Bender : Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now.