Full House (TV Series)
Up on the Roof (1995)
Oliver Clark: Principal Robolard
Quotes
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Principal Robolard : Mr. Katsopolis, the only way you're leaving here is in the back of a police car.
Jesse Katsopolis : The police? Why?
Principal Robolard : Trespassing, breaking and entering, grand-theft auto.
Jesse Katsopolis : I didn't thieve it. I just lifted it.
Principal Robolard : Okay, grand-lift auto.
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Principal Robolard : D.J., you had such a bright future. Why'd you do it?
D.J. Tanner : Because I wanted to leave a legacy. You know, do something outrageous. I guess, for once in my life, I just wanted to show everyone that I had guts.
Jesse Katsopolis : Well, you did, Deej. Coming in here, sticking up for me, taking responsibility... that's as gutsy as it gets.
Principal Robolard : And as brilliant. That was the best prank in the history of the school.
D.J. Tanner : Really? I thought you hated senior pranks.
Principal Robolard : Well, the kids expect me to say that. I mean, what good is a prank if you think the principal approves?
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Jesse Katsopolis : Hold it a second, here. How come when I did the prank, you were gonna send me to jail?
Principal Robolard : There's a good reason.
Jesse Katsopolis : Yeah? What's that?
Principal Robolard : I never liked you.
Jesse Katsopolis : See, he never... why?
Principal Robolard : Because you had the hair I wanted since I was a balding Boy Scout. And your hair's even gotten better while I've been stuck with this.
[takes off his wig to reveal his bald head]
Jesse Katsopolis : Oh, my, it's a wig.
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D.J. Tanner : Excuse me, Mr. Robolard.
Principal Robolard : D.J. Tanner, what are you doing here?
D.J. Tanner : Mr. Robolard, this whole thing was my stupid idea. I'm the one that put your car on the roof.
Jesse Katsopolis : No, no, no, that didn't happen. She's just a wacky, crazy, college-bound student who's trying to ruin her future before she even gets there. Go ahead, I'm to blame. 1-800-BOOK-THEM. Go ahead, go.
D.J. Tanner : Uncle Jesse, it's okay. It's my responsibility.
Jesse Katsopolis : Oh, Deej, come on, please. Robolard doesn't believe you'd do something crazy.
D.J. Tanner : Mr. Robolard, why would I be here in your office at night if I weren't involved in this?
Jesse Katsopolis : See, she's taking this remedial shop class with old three fingers McGee.
Principal Robolard : Mr. Katsopolis, that class is no longer offered at night. And since you left school, it's two fingers McGee.