Full House (TV Series)

The First Day of School (1987)

Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone

Quotes 

• D.J. Tanner : [when Jesse and Joey bring in a messy Michelle]  What happened to Michelle?

  Jesse Cochran : Well, your sister Michelle tried to eat her dinner by pushing it through her face.

  Joey Gladstone : We better give her a bath.

  Jesse Cochran : Good idea. Do we know how to do that?

  Joey Gladstone : Well, sure. It's just like giving a puppy a bath only there's a lot less tail to clean.

• Joey Gladstone : Hey Danny, don't look now but it looks like D.J.'s going over the wall.

  Danny Tanner : [looks out the window and sees D.J. climbing the school fence]  Oh great, another breakout.