- [Becky has brought a bowl of green liquid to the Tanners' cookout]
- Becky Donaldson: The Jell-O didn't gel yet.
- Danny Tanner: [looks at the bowl, puzzled] It's okay, we'll tell everyone it's lime soup.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [thinking] Mrs. Kimmy Katsopolis. Sounds so geeky. I'll have him take my name: Mr. Jesse Gibbler.
- Danny Tanner: [thinking, while giving his speech] I gotta figure what I can do with Becky. It's a good thing I can ramble on for hours and hours and... hours.
- Cindy: I made my famous homemade apple pie for the barbecue.
- Danny Tanner: I can smell it from here. I can't wait.
- [opens the lid to see a big piece has already been taken out]
- Danny Tanner: Apparently, somebody else couldn't wait, either.
- Cindy: [annoyed] Rusty!
- Rusty: [sheepishly] Sorry, Mom. It was a long car ride.
- Jesse Katsopolis: [thinking, while eyeing both Danny and Joey at the table] Look at these two weasels. One can't shut up and the other one needs a bib. I'll be doing mankind a favor when I kill them.
- Joey Gladstone: [thinking] I sure hope Becky and Cindy don't fight over me here. Although it could be fun if we built a mud pit.