- Joey Gladstone: They need us down at the radio station right away.
- Jesse Katsopolis: What are you talking about? We're the Rush-Hour Renegades; what happened to the Lunchtime Lunatics?
- Joey Gladstone: Well, they quit. They got in a big argument with the Morning Maniacs over who was gonna fill in for the Weekend Wackos.
- Danny Tanner: [interrupted by Jesse during the show at the wharf] Jess, this better be important. The entire Bay Area is waiting for a man to blink.
- Joey Gladstone: [Jesse, Joey, and the twins pull up at Coit Tower] Hey, Jess, pull up here.
- Jesse Katsopolis: What are we doing up at Coit Tower?
- Joey Gladstone: I take Comet for walks up here. He probably came back, I don't know. I'm just trying to think like a dog.
- Jesse Katsopolis: The last time you did that, you bit the mailman.
- Joey Gladstone: Hey, he was teasing me.
- Jesse Katsopolis: [impatiently] We haven't got time for this, biscuit-brain. Now, the more time we're wasting here, the further the dog's getting away and Michelle's gonna hate me more and more.
- Joey Gladstone: Hey, compared to Danny, Michelle's gonna be a love-fest.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Yeah. Danny, I forgot. He's down at the wharf doing a remote with Becky. What are we gonna tell him?
- Joey Gladstone: WE'RE not gonna tell him anything.
- [points to Jesse]
- Joey Gladstone: YOU'RE gonna tell him.
- Nicky Katsopolis: Daddy, Daddy!
- Alex Katsopolis: Up there!
- Jesse Katsopolis: Yeah, I know, boys, it's the giant tower.
- [starts to drive away]
- Jesse Katsopolis: If we're gonna look for comet, we might as well start looking for a giant fire hydrant.
- Danny Tanner: [firmly, to Comet, who has a string of hot dogs in his mouth] Comet, I command you to drop those weiners!