- Danny Tanner: [after Stephanie and Michelle come back from New Zealand] Do you two have any idea how worried we were?
- Joey Gladstone: Why in the world would you get on that plane, in the first place?
- Stephanie Tanner: We're really sorry. It was an accident.
- Jesse Katsopolis: An accident? You accidentally walked on the plane, accidentally sit down and accidentally flew to New Zealand?
- Stephanie Tanner: Okay. It was a freak accident.
- Joey Gladstone: [Joey is arguing with the telephone operator] Oh, come on. You're directory assistance. Get your directory and assist me!
- Michelle Tanner: I can't wait for the surprise.
- Stephanie Tanner: I hope it fits in the car.
- Danny Tanner: Girls, we're here to see D.J. It doesn't matter what she brought us. Isn't Spain noted for their leather goods?
- [Most of the family members nod yes]