- Jesse Katsopolis: [gets caught up in learning dance moves and goes down in a split, high pitched] Becky! Ice!
- Kimmy Gibbler: Please, Deej, I can't conjugate anymore Spanish, it's after midnight, can we stop now?
- D.J. Tanner: In español.
- Kimmy Gibbler: El sleepo beggo please-o!
- Kimmy Gibbler: Why do I have to learn Spanish? All I need to know are 3 words: food, boys, and bathroom.
- D.J. Tanner: True, but you don't want to get them mixed up. Sentarse muchacha.
- Kimmy Gibbler: No time for dancing, we gotta go study.
- Rebecca Katsopolis: [at a video shoot, where things keep going wrong] Well, I'd say things are going great.
- Gary: We've been here for 4 hours and I don't have one reel of usable film!
- Rebecca Katsopolis: Yeah but this uh, this tuna?
- [holds up sandwich]
- Rebecca Katsopolis: Great!
- Gary: [Michelle offered Jesse her ant farm money for his record label] Who could give you a better deal than us?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well, this 5 year old company, small but very generous, and they really love me.
- Gary: How much money they talking?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Big money... enough to buy a farm.