- Rachel Green: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
- Ben Geller: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
- Rachel Green: Don't do that.
- Ben Geller: Don't do that.
- Rachel Green: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
- Ben Geller: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
- Rachel Green: Oh. Damnit!
- Ben Geller: Oh. Damnit!
- Rachel Green: No, don't say that.
- Ben Geller: Damnit!
- Rachel Green: Don't go back to repeating it.
- Ben Geller: Damnit.
- Rachel Green: Aw crap
- Ben Geller: Aw crap
- Rachel Green: No. Don't.
- Ben Geller: Damnit!
- Rachel Green: You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.
- Ben Geller: But you're not anymore.
- Rachel Green: Well, that's true.
- Ben Geller: Because you guys were on a break.
- Rachel Green: Hey, we were not on a br... OK. OK. You know, Ben, someday when you're a lot older, I'm going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas.
- Carol Willick-Bunch: [calling from the kitchen] Rach, would you like some sugar in your coffee?
- Rachel Green: Yes, I...
- [to Ben]
- Rachel Green: Do I want sugar in my coffee?
- [Ben shakes his head]
- Rachel Green: No. Just some milk would be good, Carol. Thanks.
- Rachel Green: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.
- Ben Geller: Can I do it to you?
- Rachel Green: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
- Joey Tribbiani: We look at you and we see you together, and it just... It... it fits. You know? And you just know it's gonna last forever.
- Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
- Chandler: You mean the spitter?
- Monica: Come on! It wasn't that bad!
- Chandler: Easy for you to say; you'll be wearing a veil.
- Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
- Chandler: You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?
- Monica: Can you blame him?
- Chandler: Sorry, I just don't like the idea of when I say, "I do," he's thinking, "Yeah, I'd do her too!"
- Dr. Ross Geller: You going to be OK?
- Rachel Green: Yeah, I think so.
- Dr. Ross Geller: I wasn't talking to you.
- Phoebe Buffay: Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
- Monica: [to Phoebe] What?
- Chandler: [to Monica] What?
- Phoebe Buffay: [to Joey] What?
- Rachel Green: OK, I know they may not funny to you...
- Carol Willick-Bunch: [from the other room] OH, MY GOD!
- Rachel Green: ...Or Carol.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Everything OK?
- Ben Geller: [from the bathroom] Don't talk to me now.
- Rachel Green: Aw. Just like his daddy.