Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Truth About London (2001)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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Rachel Green : Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Ben Geller : Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Rachel Green : Don't do that.
Ben Geller : Don't do that.
Rachel Green : Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
Ben Geller : Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.
Rachel Green : Oh. Damnit!
Ben Geller : Oh. Damnit!
Rachel Green : No, don't say that.
Ben Geller : Damnit!
Rachel Green : Don't go back to repeating it.
Ben Geller : Damnit.
Rachel Green : Aw crap
Ben Geller : Aw crap
Rachel Green : No. Don't.
Ben Geller : Damnit!
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Rachel Green : You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Ben Geller : But you're not anymore.
Rachel Green : Well, that's true.
Ben Geller : Because you guys were on a break.
Rachel Green : Hey, we were not on a br... OK. OK. You know, Ben, someday when you're a lot older, I'm going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas.
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Carol Willick-Bunch : [calling from the kitchen] Rach, would you like some sugar in your coffee?
Rachel Green : Yes, I...
[to Ben]
Rachel Green : Do I want sugar in my coffee?
[Ben shakes his head]
Rachel Green : No. Just some milk would be good, Carol. Thanks.
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Rachel Green : OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.
Ben Geller : Can I do it to you?
Rachel Green : I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
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Dr. Ross Geller : You going to be OK?
Rachel Green : Yeah, I think so.
Dr. Ross Geller : I wasn't talking to you.
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Rachel Green : OK, I know they may not funny to you...
Carol Willick-Bunch : [from the other room] OH, MY GOD!
Rachel Green : ...Or Carol.
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Dr. Ross Geller : Everything OK?
Ben Geller : [from the bathroom] Don't talk to me now.
Rachel Green : Aw. Just like his daddy.