- Rachel Green: You are having a party tonight?
- Joey Tribbiani: I am kind of having a thing for the Days of Our Lives people.
- Rachel Green: And you weren't gonna tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
- Joey Tribbiani: I do it every year.
- Rachel Green: You do it every year?
- Joey Tribbiani: I didn't have to tell you that!
- Rachel Green: That's why you got us tickets to that play! To get rid of us!
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah...
- Rachel Green: And last year, is that why you sent us to that Medieval times restaurant?
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah...
- Rachel Green: And the year before that, when you set up that nightime tour of that button factory!
- Joey Tribbiani: I can't believe you guys went for that one!
- Rachel Green: Joey, why won't you invite us to your parties?
- Joey Tribbiani: Well you're fine, ok, but everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people.
- Rachel Green: Well then, so just invite me.
- Joey Tribbiani: Please, I was trying to be nice. You're the worst one.
- Charlie Wheeler: Excuse me. I'm looking for someone. You don't by any chance know a Ross Geller?
- Gunther: No.