Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Rumor (2001)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Chandler : I'm sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a fifty year old woman?

  Ross : She didn't look fifty!

  Chandler : Did she look sixteen?

• Ross : It was no big deal. We... we said that... the rumor was that you had both male and female reproductive parts.

  Rachel : What?

  Will : That's right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided that Rachel was a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.

  Rachel : Oh, my God!

  Monica : You started that?

  Rachel : What? You heard that?

  Monica : Everyone at our school heard it!

  Chandler : Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?

• Monica : This is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.

  Chandler : Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game, plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other.

• Rachel : [referring to Mrs. Altman, the fifty year old librarian Ross made out with in high school]  There's a picture of her in the yearbook.

  Phoebe : [everyone looks]  Wow.

  Ross : Hey, she didn't photograph well!

  Chandler : Yeah, well, she was probably unfamiliar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings.

  Phoebe : So how did this happen? Did she lure you to an early bird dinner?

  Ross : I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble and one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender... may she rest in peace.

• Chandler : It's been a while since we've yelled something... Maybe we should... No.

  Phoebe : What? No. Damn you ref. Burn in hell.

• Phoebe : So how's the game?

  Chandler : I have no idea.

  Phoebe : What?

  Chandler : Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff.

  Phoebe : I don't believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?

  Chandler : Nope, every once in a while, I just yell and scream stuff at the TV