Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Rumor (2001)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Monica : Also, just so you know, I'm not making a turkey this year.

  Joey : What?

  Monica : Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey...

  Joey : Phoebe.

  Phoebe : Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.

  Joey : No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid and delicious.

• Monica : [about the rumor Will and Ross started about her in high school]  Rachel, everybody in school heard the rumor.

  Rachel : You knew and you didn't tell me?

  Monica : Well, I was afraid it might be true, you'd cry and then show it to me!

  Rachel : [notices Joey staring at her groin]  Joey, stop staring. There's nothing there. It's not true.

  Joey : I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.

• Joey : You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.

• Phoebe : Joey, those are my maternity pants!

  Joey : No, no! These are my Thanksgiving pants!

• Monica : You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

  Joey : That's right, 'cause I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit we can eat!

• Joey : How big is that?

  Monica : About nineteen pounds.

  Joey : That's like me when I was born!