Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Rumor (2001)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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• Monica : Also, just so you know, I'm not making a turkey this year.

  Joey : What?

  Monica : Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey...

  Joey : Phoebe.

  Phoebe : Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.

  Joey : No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid and delicious.

• Rachel : [referring to Mrs. Altman, the fifty year old librarian Ross made out with in high school]  There's a picture of her in the yearbook.

  Phoebe : [everyone looks]  Wow.

  Ross : Hey, she didn't photograph well!

  Chandler : Yeah, well, she was probably unfamiliar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings.

  Phoebe : So how did this happen? Did she lure you to an early bird dinner?

  Ross : I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble and one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender... may she rest in peace.

• Phoebe : Will, just take off your shirt and tell us.

• Rachel : Do you have a problem with me?

  Will : I dunno... do I, do I?

  Phoebe : I think you do!

• Ross : I'm back in the club!

  Will : Yeah. Shall I call a meeting to order?

  Ross : Is everybody present?

  Will : With the exception if Tiktaka.

  Phoebe : I want to join!

  Rachel : Phoebe?

  Phoebe : I'm sorry, but I never got to be in a club. I didn't go to high school. But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.

• Chandler : It's been a while since we've yelled something... Maybe we should... No.

  Phoebe : What? No. Damn you ref. Burn in hell.

• Phoebe : [hugging Will]  It's just like I imagined.

• Phoebe : Joey, those are my maternity pants!

  Joey : No, no! These are my Thanksgiving pants!

• Phoebe : So how's the game?

  Chandler : I have no idea.

  Phoebe : What?

  Chandler : Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff.

  Phoebe : I don't believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?

  Chandler : Nope, every once in a while, I just yell and scream stuff at the TV