- Joey: Boy, I tell ya - that judging stuff took a lot out of me.
- Ross: Yeah?
- Joey: Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch.
- [Joey raises his eyebrows, questioning Ross to see if he wants to join him]
- Ross: Why - why would I care about that?
- Joey: No reason; I'm just saying that, uh... That's where I'll be.
- [Joey gets up and heads for the door. After a pause, Ross decides to join him]
- Chandler Bing: We went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
- Monica Geller: Why?
- Chandler Bing: Well, 'cause she came back to third summer, and she'd gotten really fa...
- Monica Geller: Fat?
- Chandler Bing: I did not say fat - I said fa...
- Joey: Hey, I can help you decide who should do it. We can have, like, an audition, and then see how you'd handle maid of honor-type situations.
- Phoebe Buffay: What are you talking about?
- Joey: Like when I want a job, right? I go to an audition, and if I'm the best of the people they see, I get the part, you know? Then they send you a script, then you go to the set, and you rehearse, and you have wardrobe fittings, and then you shoot your part. And it's great - but right after that, you're back down on the street looking for work again, right back where you started! So I gotta say, I really don't think a career in acting is the right choice for you two.