Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Kips (1998)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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• Dr. Ross Geller : You know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?

  Rachel Green : Yeah. I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.

  Dr. Ross Geller : And while that was good advice, you should know that what... what she wants...

  Rachel Green : Yeah?

  Dr. Ross Geller : ...is for me not to see you anymore.

  Rachel Green : Well, that's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her?

  [awkward silence] 

  Rachel Green : Oh my God! Oh, you've already agreed to this, haven't you?

  [her eyes are filling with tears] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : It's awful, I know. I mean, I feel terrible. But I have to do this if I want my marriage to work, and I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have to. But the good thing is, we can still see each other until she gets here.

  Rachel Green : [clapping her hands]  Oh! Lucky me! Oh my god, that *is* good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Lepooh died!

• Dr. Ross Geller : What are you doing?

  Rachel Green : Storming out!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Rachel, this is your apartment.

  Rachel Green : Yeah, well, that's how mad I am!

• Rachel Green : What's going on?

  Chandler : We're flipping Monica's mattress.

  Joey Tribbiani : So, I'm thinking basically we pick it up, and then we flip it.

• Dr. Ross Geller : Hi!

  Rachel Green : What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Look. Monica told me about the phasing out thing. I'm the one who is making things change, so I should be the one to, you know, step back.

  Rachel Green : [interrupting]  Ross...

  Dr. Ross Geller : No, I mean it. There's plenty of people who only see their sisters at Thanksgiving, who only see their college roommates at reunions and who only see Joey at Burger King! So is that better?

  Rachel Green : [long pause]  No it's not better! I still don't get to see you!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Well, what would you do, Rach?

  Rachel Green : Well, for starters, I would have said the right name at my wedding!