- Joey: Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
- Monica: Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.
- Chandler: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
- Monica: I was in too much pain.
- Joey: And I was tired from digging a huge hole!
- Chandler: And then Joey remembered something...
- Joey: I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.
- Ross: Wait a minute, I saw that, on the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish, and how if you... Eww! You peed on yourself?
- Phoebe, Rachel: Eww!
- Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So...
- Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: Eww!
- Joey: Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.
- Chandler: [moan] Joey kept screaming at me. Do it now, do it, do it, do it, do it now! Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.
- Joey: That's cause sometimes I scream it through my wall just to freak you out.
- Rachel: Maybe there's someone you can talk to.
- Monica: Yeah like who? There's no group for people like us.
- Ross: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!
- Rachel: Yeah! You, and that girl from the copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!
- Ross: I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for, okay? I didn't finish the whole letter!
- Rachel: What?
- Ross: I fell asleep!
- Rachel: You fell asleep?
- Ross: It was five thirty in the morning. And you had rambled on for eighteen pages. FRONT AND BACK!
- Rachel: You know, I can't believe I even thought about getting back together with you! We are sooo over!
- Ross: [fakes sobbing] Fine by me!
- Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!
- Monica: Hey!
- Rachel: Sorry.
- [to Ross]
- Rachel: I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!
- Ross: Oh, no-no-no, don't you worry about me falling asleep.
- [shouts]
- Ross: I still have your letter!
- Rachel: I mean, the way you owned up to everything it just... proved how much you had grown, you know? I mean my mom never thought this would work out. She was like: "Once a cheater, always a cheater."
- Ross: [getting angrier and angrier] Mm hm.
- Rachel: Oh. I just wish we hadn't lost these last four months.
- Rachel: [taps Ross's face] But if time was what was needed to gain a little perspective.
- Ross: [unable to restrain himself any longer, he screams] WE. WERE. ON. A. BREEEAAAK!
- Ross: [after reading Rachel's letter to him, blaming everything that went wrong in their relationship on him] It so does NOT!
- Rachel: [Ross walks out of Monica's apartment having just argued with Rachel] And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guys and it IS a big deal!
- Joey: [opening teaser, with flashback scenes throughout] Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and... I don't really know what happened with that. Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn't go out with a guy like Chandler, and he couldn't let it go, and... I don't really know what happened with that, either. Oh! And then Ross' new girlfriend Bonnie shows up, and Rachel convinced her to shave her head, and then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl, and... I don't know what happened there, either. You know what? Hold on, lemme go get Chandler.