Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Football (1996)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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Quotes 

• Monica : Losers walk.

  Dr. Ross Geller : losers talk.

  Chandler : No, no actually, losers rhyme.

• [Playing Football] 

  Monica : Okay, Phoebs, you know what you're doing right?

  Phoebe : Yeah.

  Monica : Okay, Joey's gonna catch the ball and you and I are gonna block.

  Phoebe : What's block?

  Monica : Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you're doing.

  Phoebe : I thought you meant in life.

• Monica : [Rachel is decorating a dessert with marshmallows]  Um, Rachel, you want to put the marshmallows in *concentric* circles.

  Rachel Green : No, Mon, *you* want to put them in concentric circles. *I* want to do this.

  [sticks a marshmallow up one of Monica's nostrils] 

  Monica : [to Phoebe]  Every year.

• Monica : Okay guys, I have exactly 28 minutes before I have to baste again.

  Chandler : Wow, just like in the pros.

• Monica : Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marys!

• Monica : Okay, we have to pick captains.

  Chandler : And then Tennilles.