- Chandler Bing: [about Janice, after accidentally hitting her in the eye] I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!
- Joey: [his ex entered the coffee shop] Oh my God, Angela! Well, I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi... that seems good.
- Monica Geller: Oh, God help us!
- Joey: What?
- Monica Geller: Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tiles!
- [they both peer out, then both grimace at what is obviously not a pretty sight]
- [first lines]
- Rachel: Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal!
- Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay? You just reach in and then this one little maneuver and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right here?
- [Chandler obviously agrees]
- Rachel: Oh, come on, you guys can pee standing up!
- Chandler Bing: We can? Okay, I'll try that.
- Joey: Uh, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. Look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, you know what I don't get? The guys can do so many mean things and then not even care.
- Ross: [got no answer to this] Multiple orgasms!
- Monica Geller: So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall, short?
- Joey: Yup!
- Monica Geller: Which?
- Joey: Which what?
- Monica Geller: You've never met Bob, have you?
- Joey: No, but...
- Monica Geller: Oh my god! Joey! For all we know, this guy could be horribly...
- Angela: [Angela and Bob enter] Hey, Joey!
- Monica Geller: [gets a good look at Bob] ... horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now!
- [first lines]
- Monica Geller: Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
- Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay, you just reach in there with this one little maneuver, and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there is *nothing* a guy can do that even comes close, am I right here?
- Rachel: Oh, come on! You guys can pee standing up!
- Chandler Bing: We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
- Joey: You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. They look down, and there they are. How you get any work done, is beyond me.
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many *mean* things, and then not even care.
- [this changes ambience around table as everybody considers]
- Ross: [breaking the silence] Multiple orgasms!
- Phoebe Buffay: [Rachel accidentally left a red sock with her whites in the wash, now all her undies are pink] What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this!
- Rachel: [after Ross put the horrible woman in her place] You were amazing! I can't even send back soup.
- Angela: Forget it, Joey, I'm with Bob now.
- Joey: Bob? Who the hell is Bob?
- Angela: Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. *You*, you go to three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...
- Joey: Come on...! And not just at the fun stuff, but like talking too.
- Angela: [gushes, then pulls herself back on track] Yeah, well, sorry, Joey, you said "Let's just be friends," so guess what?
- Joey: [smiles] What?
- Angela: We're just friends.
- [gets up]
- Phoebe Buffay: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
- Chandler Bing: Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
- Phoebe Buffay: I don't wanna do that.