- Dr. Connelly: Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know. So keep having sex on a regular basis.
- Chandler Bing: [sarcastically] Oh, dammit!
- Monica Geller Bing: [the doctor is nonplussed] Don't worry; after a while, you'll tune it out.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Phoebe walks into Central Perk in a black dress] Wow, you look... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness.
- Dr. Ross Geller: I may get to speak at this Paleontology conversion, and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
- Chandler Bing: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff, and/or are sick.
- Dr. Ross Geller: It's in Barbados.
- Chandler Bing: But you come first!
- Rachel Green: I'm there.