Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Cat (1997)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

Quotes 

• Ross : I was just leaving.

  Rachel Green : Good! 'Cause I've got a product report to read. It's like eight pages, I hope I don't fall asleep!

  Ross : Why, did you write it?

• Phoebe : Ross, how many parents have you lost?

  Ross : None.

  Phoebe : OK, so you don't what if feels like when one of them comes back.

• Phoebe : You guys, this may sound weird, but I think this cat is my mom.

  Ross : Uh... why do you think that?

  Phoebe : Well, okay... the first thing she was drawn to was the orange felt lining of my guitar case.

  Ross : So?

  Phoebe : So... my mom's favorite fish was orange ruffee.

  [Everyone stares...] 

  Phoebe : Cats love fish!