Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Cat (1997)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• [Monica enters Chandler and Joey's apartment, and is stunned to see that all the possessions are gone] 

  Monica : What happened?

  Chandler Bing : Well, Joey was born and then 28 years later I was robbed!

• Joey : [after Phoebe tells everybody her mother is reincarnated in the cat she's holding]  Phoebe's mom's got a huge...

  Chandler : Let it go.

• Chandler : [Comes home to find all their possessions gone and Joey locked in the entertainment center]  OH MY GOD!

  Joey : [Yelling from inside the entertainment center]  WHAT?

  Chandler : [Walking to the entertainment center and letting Joey out]  are you alright?

  Joey : Aw man he said he wouldn't take the chairs!

  Chandler : [shouting]  what hell happened? how were you locked in and where the hell is all of our stuff?

  Joey : This guy came by to look at the unit and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man

  Chandler : [suspiciously]  So you got in there "voluntarily"?

  Joey : I was trying to make a sale, oh man if I ever see that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do?

  Chandler : [shouting]  Bend over?

• Joey Tribbiani : And you call yourself an accountant?

  Chandler Bing : No!