Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Cat (1997)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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Quotes 

• [Monica enters Chandler and Joey's apartment, and is stunned to see that all the possessions are gone] 

  Monica : What happened?

  Chandler Bing : Well, Joey was born and then 28 years later I was robbed!

• [Monica's reunion with an old high school friend] 

  Monica : Oh my God. Do you still live with your parents?

  Chip : Yeah. But I can stay out as late as I want.

• [after Chip picks up Monica and she runs to her bedroom in a towel] 

  Monica : Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

• [on the phone with Chip] 

  Monica : Hi, Chip... OK... OK... OK... OK... OK, bye.

  [hangs up] 

  Monica : Oh, my God. We just had the best conversation.

• Rachel Green : Monica, I couldn't find him for two hours because he was in the bathroom having sex with Amy Welsh.

  Monica : Come on. That was back in high school. How could that still bother you?

  Rachel Green : Oh, yeah you're right, Moni-Cow.

  Monica : OK, I hear you.

• Monica : So Chip, what do you do?

  Chip : What do you mean? You know where I work.

  Monica : You mean you still work at the multiplex?

  Chip : Free candy and soda as often as I want? Who'd give up that job? I can get you free posters for your room.

  Monica : No thanks, I'm set.