Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Boobies (1995)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Roger : Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.
Ross : No. Why would I why. No. Why.
Roger : Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.
Ross : I don't think that Monica's failures...
Monica : Oh, so I'm a failure now is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?
Ross : Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.
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Rachel Green : [waitressing] Okay! You guys want anything else?
Chandler Bing : Oh, yes! Can I have one of those...
Rachel Green : No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
Roger : Did I - Did I say something...
Chandler Bing : Nah, she's still upset 'cause I saw her boobies.
Ross : Huh, what? What did-? What were you doing seeing her boobies?
Chandler Bing : It was an accident. It's not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of doughnuts.
Rachel Green : Okay, okay, can we change the subject, please?
Phoebe Buffay : Yeah, hello, these are not her 'boobies', these are her breasts.
Rachel Green : Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Chandler Bing : You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.
Rachel Green : Nice? They were 'nice'? I mean, that - that's it? I mean, mittens are 'nice'.
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Rachel Green : [noticing Chandler staring at her chest] Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
Chandler Bing : What?
[looks up]
Chandler Bing : What?
Rachel Green : Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
Ross : Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your pee-pee.
Chandler Bing : You know, I don't see that happening?
Rachel Green : Come on, he's right. Tit for tat.
Chandler Bing : Well, I'm not showing you my 'tat'.