- Rachel: [Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to Rachel's boss's desk. Rachel has grudgingly agreed to release him] You promise you will never see Joanna again.
- Chandler: Never.
- Rachel: You will never set foot in this office again.
- Chandler: No.
- Rachel: You'll give me back my Walkman.
- Chandler: I prom... I never borrowed your Walkman.
- Rachel: [pause] Well, then I lost it, you buy me one!
- Chandler: You got it! Come on!
- Rachel: [unlocks cuffs. Chandler rubs wrists where cuffs were] Does it hurt?
- Chandler: No, I just see guys doing this when they get cuffs taken off.
- [runs over to office door where his pants are hanging]
- Chandler: Hello, sweet pants!
- Rachel: Wait a minute! How are you going to say you got out?
- Chandler: I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did borrow your Walkman.
- Judy Geller: Well... everyone seems to like your dish.
- Monica Geller: And you?
- Judy Geller: I thought it was... quite tasty.
- Monica Geller: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success, which would make you...
- Judy Geller: A bitch?
- Monica Geller: Well, I was going for "wrong", but we can use your word.
- [Monica is missing a fake fingernail]
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, my God. Your nails.
- Monica Geller: I know. I never wear fake ones I only did it so my mom wouldn't give me grief about biting them.
- Phoebe Buffay: No, I'm just saying it's weird you only have nine now.