Friends (TV Series)
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend (1995)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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[after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
Ross : How's Monica?
Phoebe : She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross : How's the hair?
Phoebe : I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross - it doesn't look good.
Joey : Can we see her?
Phoebe : No, your hair looks too good; I think it would only upset her.
Rachel : Oh.
Phoebe : Ross, you can go on in.
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[Phoebe is cutting Monica's hair]
Phoebe : Relax; I know what I'm doing - this is how *he* wears it.
Monica : How who wears it?
Phoebe : Demi Moore.
Monica : Demi Moore is not a he.
Phoebe : Well, he was *he* in "Arthur" and in "10", eh.
Monica : That's Dudley Moore! I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!
Phoebe : Oh... Oh!
Monica : Oh, my god!
Phoebe : I'm sorry - I'm sorry! Which one is Demi Moore?
Monica : *She's* the actress, who was in "Disclosure", "Indecent Proposal", and "Ghost".
Phoebe : Oh! Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Monica : I know!
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Rachel : [sticking her head out of her bedroom] Uh... morning! Hey, you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Joey : [grabbing his pants] Oh, no no no no no! I'm not falling for that again!
Phoebe : What's going on?
Rachel : Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night...
Chandler : What stupid thing did you do?
Paolo : [coming out of Rachel's bedroom] Buon giorno, tutti!
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[end lines]
Julie : I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut.
Phoebe : Oh, yeah. Oh, I could do that.
Julie : Really?
Phoebe : Yeah. You wanna do it now?
Julie : Great!
Phoebe : Okay.
Julie : Okay.
[to Rachel]
Julie : See you.
Phoebe : [when Julie's out] Okay, I just wanna make really sure this time. Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Rachel : No... No, no, no, no, no, no. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.
Phoebe : Oh! Yeah, okay.
Rachel : Yeah. Okay?
Phoebe : Thank you.
Rachel : You're welcome.
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Phoebe : [to Paolo] Okay, you're gonna have to *not* touch my ass.