"Friends" The One with Ross's New Girlfriend (TV Episode 1995) Poster

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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  • [after Monica gets a disastrous haircut] 

    Ross : How's Monica?

    Phoebe : She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

    Ross : How's the hair?

    Phoebe : I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross - it doesn't look good.

    Joey : Can we see her?

    Phoebe : No, your hair looks too good; I think it would only upset her.

    Rachel : Oh.

    Phoebe : Ross, you can go on in.

  • Phoebe : [Julie has asked Phoebe to cut her hair]  Rachel, just so I don't screw it up again - Andie MacDowell is the actress in "Four Weddings and a Funeral", right?

    Rachel : [deviously]  Uh, no. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the actor in "Planet of the Apes'.

  • Ross : So when I get to China, guess who's in charge of the dig?

    Rachel : Julie. Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck, fantastic?

  • Ross : [Rachel has just met Ross's Asian girlfriend]  Rachel, this is Julie. I met her in China.

    Ross : [notices Rachel has brought flowers]  What are those?

    Rachel : Oh, these?

    Rachel : [begins speaking slowly and distinctly to Julie]  These are for you! Welcome to our country.

    Julie : [slowly and distinctly]  Thank you; I'm from New York.

  • Rachel : [sticking her head out of her bedroom]  Uh... morning! Hey, you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?

    Joey : [grabbing his pants]  Oh, no no no no no! I'm not falling for that again!

    Phoebe : What's going on?

    Rachel : Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night...

    Chandler : What stupid thing did you do?

    Paolo : [coming out of Rachel's bedroom]  Buon giorno, tutti!

  • [end lines] 

    Julie : I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut.

    Phoebe : Oh, yeah. Oh, I could do that.

    Julie : Really?

    Phoebe : Yeah. You wanna do it now?

    Julie : Great!

    Phoebe : Okay.

    Julie : Okay.

    [to Rachel] 

    Julie : See you.

    Phoebe : [when Julie's out]  Okay, I just wanna make really sure this time. Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?

    Rachel : No... No, no, no, no, no, no. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.

    Phoebe : Oh! Yeah, okay.

    Rachel : Yeah. Okay?

    Phoebe : Thank you.

    Rachel : You're welcome.

  • Rachel : Oh. Ugh! Joey, when I saw him getting off that plane with her, I really thought I just hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.

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