Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song (2002)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• [Joey and Chandler are looking at the apartment that Richard is selling] 

  Cathy the Realtor : All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here.

  Chandler : [Joey and Chandler laugh]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.

  Cathy the Realtor : Oh. OK; sorry.

  Joey : Well... you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?

  Chandler : We're not gonna have this conversation again.

• Chandler : [in Richard's apartment]  Oh, my god - look at this tape! It says 'Monica'.

  Joey : So?

  Chandler : Think about it. Ex-boyfriend's apartment, videotape with her name on it...

  [Joey looks thoughtful] 

  Chandler : Get there faster.

  Joey : ...Ohhhh.

• Joey : In my experience, if a girl says yes to being taped, she doesn't say no to much else.