Friends (TV Series)
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song (2002)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing
Quotes
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Rachel Greene : Take it from me. Mothers love me. Ross' mom actually said that I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Monica Geller-Bing : She said WHAT?
Phoebe Buffay : That she's like the daughter that she never had. Listen.
[Monica looks at Phoebe angrily]
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Phoebe : Hi.
Phoebe : Listen - you have to help me pick a dress, 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight!
Monica : Wow - the boyfriend's parents; that's a big step.
Phoebe : [sarcastically] Really? That hadn't occurred to me.
Monica : Sweetie, they're gonna love you. Just be yourself.
Phoebe : They live on the Upper East Side on Park Avenue!
Rachel : Oh, yeah - she can't be herself...
Phoebe : Alright - so, which dress?
[shows them two dresses]
Phoebe : [they don't comment for a few seconds] ... You can say neither.
Monica , Rachel : Oh, god - neither!
Monica : I'm sorry, honey - we're gonna take you shopping; it's gonna be fine.
Rachel : Yeah, totally - you are in such good hands, and I am so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you wanna flirt a little bit - but not in a gross way. Just kind of, like, "Oh, Mr. Pinser! I can see where Wallace gets his good looks from."
Monica : You went out with Wallace Pinser?
Rachel : Ah, he took the SATs for me.
Monica : I knew you didn't get a 1400!
Rachel : [scoffs] Well, duh!