Friends (TV Series)
The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin (2001)
Denise Richards: Cassie Geller
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Quotes
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[Ross and Cassie are sitting on the couch watching a movie and drinking wine]
Ross : [in his head] She's your cousin. She's your *cousin*. If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick.
[Cassie reaches for some popcorn in a bowl that's in Ross' lap]
Ross : Or would she? Let's back up for a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run, the sexiest movie ever.
[Cassie grabs a blanket behind Ross and smiles at him]
Ross : Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it, she wants it, I'm going in.
[Ross and Cassie look at each other and smile then Ross leans in for a kiss and Cassie backs away, disturbed]
Cassie : What the hell are you doing?
Ross : [frozen, still in his head] Say something clever...
[doesn't say anything]
Ross : Okay, doesn't have to be clever, just has to be words. Say some words.
[still doesn't say anything]
Ross : Any words will do.
[Ross still sitting frozen staring at Cassie]
Ross : Oh my God, this the longest that anyone has not talked ever! There is nothing you could say to make this worse, so just say something!
Ross : [out loud] I... I haven't had sex in a *very* long time.
[Cassie gets off the couch and walks away]
Ross : [in his head again] Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.
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[Ross's cousin is very attractive]
Cassie : The last time we were together was in that cabin our parents rented. Remember that?
Ross : Yeah. I tickled you until you cried... We're probably too old for that.
Cassie : Yeah. I'll never forget that summer. That's when I got these freckles.
[reveals a part of her shoulder, showing her bra strap]
Ross : Whoa. Yeah. I'll never forget that summer either. That's the summer I, uh, figured out that we're related.
Cassie : It took you that long to figure it out?
Ross : Yeah, I'm a little slow.
[softly]
Ross : Just like our children would be...