- [Jill is wearing a sexy outfit]
- Jill Green: So, what do you think?
- Rachel: I-I don't like it.
- Jill Green: Really?
- Rachel: It's kinda slutty.
- Jill Green: It's yours.
- Rachel: Well, I'm a slut.
- Jill Green: Me too.
- [Knock at the door - it's Rachel's sister, Jill]
- Rachel: Oh my God, Jill.
- Jill Green: Oh my God, Rachel.
- Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us.
- Rachel: So what did you do that made Dad cut you off?
- Jill Green: Ok, I bought a boat.
- Monica Geller: You bought a boat?
- Jill Green: Yeah, but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.
- Chandler: Boy, did *we* make friends with the wrong sister.
- Jill Green: I was so upset when Daddy told me I had to get a job that I went shopping to calm down.
- Ross: Uh, Jill; I thought your father took all of his credit cards from you.
- Jill Green: Please; I've had those numbers memorized since I was fifteen.
- Rachel: Honey what are you doing here?
- Phoebe: [to Ross] Which sister is this, the spoiled one or the one that bit her?
- Jill Green: Daddy cut me off.
- Phoebe: [to Ross] Never mind I got it.
- Jill Green: And you know what I said to him? I said, I'm gonna hire a lawyer and I'm gonna sue you and take all your money and then cut *you* off.
- Rachel: Wow. What did he say?
- Jill Green: He said he wouldn't pay for my lawyer.
- Ross: Oh, yes, good cryers the Green girls. I mean-I mean the Green sisters. Man, no matter how you say it, it still sounds like you're talking about green people.