Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Sister (2000)

Reese Witherspoon: Jill Green

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Quotes 

• [Jill is wearing a sexy outfit] 

  Jill Green : So, what do you think?

  Rachel : I-I don't like it.

  Jill Green : Really?

  Rachel : It's kinda slutty.

  Jill Green : It's yours.

  Rachel : Well, I'm a slut.

  Jill Green : Me too.

• [Knock at the door - it's Rachel's sister, Jill] 

  Rachel : Oh my God, Jill.

  Jill Green : Oh my God, Rachel.

  Chandler : Oh my God, introduce us.

• Rachel : So what did you do that made Dad cut you off?

  Jill Green : Ok, I bought a boat.

  Monica Geller : You bought a boat?

  Jill Green : Yeah, but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.

  Chandler : Boy, did *we* make friends with the wrong sister.

• Jill Green : I was so upset when Daddy told me I had to get a job that I went shopping to calm down.

  Ross : Uh, Jill; I thought your father took all of his credit cards from you.

  Jill Green : Please; I've had those numbers memorized since I was fifteen.

• Rachel : Honey what are you doing here?

  Phoebe : [to Ross]  Which sister is this, the spoiled one or the one that bit her?

  Jill Green : Daddy cut me off.

  Phoebe : [to Ross]  Never mind I got it.

  Jill Green : And you know what I said to him? I said, I'm gonna hire a lawyer and I'm gonna sue you and take all your money and then cut *you* off.

  Rachel : Wow. What did he say?

  Jill Green : He said he wouldn't pay for my lawyer.