Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss (1999)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Monica : Phoebe and Gary think they're the hotter couple. So, to prove them wrong we have to go and have a ton of sex.

  Chandler : Monica, you've got to stop this competitiveness. Just to prove them wrong you want me to go up stairs and have sex with you over, and over, and over, and I'm saying no to this why? Get your coat!

• [Monica creeps up on Chandler, in the men's room] 

  Monica : You know, Chandler, I've always found public men's rooms to be quite sexy. Haven't you?

  Chandler : No. And, if I did, I don't think we would be seeing each other.

• Chandler : Oh, my God. You know what just happened? You just freaked out about our relationship.

  Monica : I did not.

  Chandler : Yes, you did. Just admit it.

  Monica : All right, all right. I admit it, I freaked out a little.

  Chandler : A little? You freaked out *big time*. You know what just happened? I became the relationship master, and you turned into the bumbling screw-up. We have now switched places. Take that.

  [Chandler does a victory dance, while Monica stares at him] 

  Chandler : [stops dancing]  And, we're back to where we were...

• Monica : Hello Chandler.

  Chandler : Monica, this is the men's room!... Isn't it?