Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Going Away Party (2004)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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• Rachel Green : You really think I didn't say "good-bye" because I don't care?

  Dr. Ross Geller : That's what it seemed like.

  Rachel Green : I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know *one* thing about me!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Fine! That why didn't you say something?

  Rachel Green : Because it is too damn hard, Ross! I cannot even begin to explain to you how much I am going to miss you! When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go! Okay? So if you think that, that I didn't say "good-bye" to you because you don't mean as much to me as everyone else, you're wrong. It's because you mean *more* to me. So there! All right? *There's* your good-bye!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Rach!

  Rachel Green : What?

  Dr. Ross Geller : You ca - ! You keep - ! You can't - !

  Rachel Green : What?

  [Ross kisses her] 

• Dr. Ross Geller : I don't get a good-bye?

  Rachel Green : What?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Everyone gets a good-bye, but me? What do I got to do to get a good-bye? Huh? Uh, be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have - have a baby with you? Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! I *did* all those things!

  Rachel Green : Ross...

  Dr. Ross Geller : Or no, maybe, maybe I'm just not giving you enough credit! Uh, I mean it *is* difficult to say "good-bye" to five people. Uh, "good-bye", "good-bye", "good-bye", "good-bye", "goo - guh - guh", it's physically impossible!

  [pause] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : You know, after all we've been through, I can't believe *this* is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris.

  [leaves] 

• [Rachel walks out the door, without giving Ross a "good-bye"] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : What? I don't get a good-bye?

  Joey Tribbiani : Lucky bastard!

• [Rachel is outside with Joey, leaving Ross the last one to say "good-bye" to] 

  Monica Geller-Bing : [to Ross]  So, I guess you're next. You ready?

  Dr. Ross Geller : I don't think so.

  Chandler Bing : Oh, you're definitely not. I haven't cried like that in years.

  Monica Geller-Bing : You cried yesterday at the six-o'clock news.

  Chandler Bing : That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic!