- When the gang find out Phoebe married a gay Canadian ice dancer for a green card, more of their secrets are revealed. Meanwhile, Rachel gives Ross bad advice on his relationship with Julie.
- Six years Phoebe got married to a gay friend of hers from Canada who needed a green card. She used to be in love with him but didn't tell her friends that they are married. Because Monica is upset that Phoebe didn't tell her she got married they start yelling the others secrets out: the panties on the telephone pole are Monica's from sex on the balcony, Chandler has a third nipple, Joey acted in a porn movie. Ross tells Rachel he hasn't had sex with Julie because he has only been with one woman in his life and she turned out to be a lesbian. The gang watches Joey's porn. Meanwhile Phoebe's husband tells her he isn't gay and needs a divorce because he is getting married again. Rachel tries to talk Ross out of sleeping with Julie but doesn't succeed.—Anonymous
- A pigeon flies into Monica's apartment and Rachel captures it inside a pot and releases it outside the apartment.
The gang is amazed that Phoebe has been secretly married to a gay Canadian ice dancer named Duncan (Steve Zahn). She married him so he could obtain a green card. Phoebe loved Duncan and Monica is worried that the old feelings might resurface again and warns Phoebe. Phoebe is excited when he wants to see her, then is crushed that he wants a divorce. Duncan says he realized he is not gay and wants to marry someone else. Phoebe is shocked to know that Duncan is not gay. He says he is an ice dancer with all gay friends and he was just trying to fit in, but at some level, he always knew that he was straight. Duncan loves a girl names Debra and has had straight sex before, and he was born this way. Phoebe is devastated and signs the divorce papers and laments that Duncan could not figure this out 6 yrs earlier. Duncan kisses Phoebe goodbye and says that he will always love her.
Interesting facts are revealed about the others: Monica had sex with Fun Bobby on the balcony and its her underwear on the telephone pole outside, Joey starred in a porn film and Chandler has a third nipple. The gang is fixated with Chandler's third nipple. Ross makes a few jokes at his expense (Julie thinks that in some cultures a third nipple is a sign of virility)
Ross seeks relationship advice from Rachel after revealing that he and Julie have not slept together yet. Ross is psyched out since the only other woman he ever slept with turned out to be a lesbian.. And now it has become a "thing" in his head. Rachel, wanting to keep them apart, advises they abstain (there is nothing sexier than a man who doesn't want to have sex), while Joey gives Ross the opposite advice. Ross decides to go with Joey, because that way he gets to have sex way sooner.
the gang watches Joey's sex video, where he plays the copier boy bringing paper to replenish the copier and ends up watching 2 people have sex. The gang is tired and wants to leave, but Rachel tries to keep everyone, so she can stop Ross from having sex with Julie. She gets Julie to tell everyone about her life's story. The rest of the gang nods off while Rachel keeps quizzing Julie about the tiniest details of her life. The gang leaves, and Ross indicates to Rachel that he still plans on having sex with Julie. Rachel still says he should put it off, as its his first time with Julie and it needs to go perfect. Ross says that he really loves Julie and doesn't want to mess it up. Rachel realizes that Ross is miserable without Julie and encourages him to go ahead and have sex. The next morning Ross is very chirpy and happy, having had sex with Julie, twice.
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