- [Ross has just convinced Rachel to make a list about his negative traits]
- Rachel Green: Okay. You're whiny. You are... you're obsessive. You are insecure. You're gutless. You don't just seize the day. You liked me for, what, a year and you didn't do anything about it. And, uh... oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair.
- Dr. Ross Geller: See? There... you, uh... alright. You did what I said.
- Rachel Green: Yeah, and you know what? You're right. I do feel better. Thank you, Ross.
- [Rachel leaves. Ross feels up his hair]