Friends (TV Series)
The One with Mrs. Bing (1995)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Chandler Bing : What the hell was that?
Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, Phoebe just started her...
Chandler Bing : I believe I was talking to Joey. All right there, mother-kisser?
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Nora Bing : [on TV] Oh, no, I am a fabulous Mom. I bought my son his first condom.
Chandler Bing : [back at home] And then he burst into flames.
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Chandler Bing : You're a mother-kisser!
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Rachel Green : Mrs. Bing, I gotta tell you, I read every book you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria At Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora Bing : Oh, please! Listen, honey, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start off with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and
[knocks her little fists together:]
Nora Bing : bam! you have got yourself a book!
Chandler Bing : My mother, ladies and gentlemen!