- Jessica Lockhart: [while Joey is reading her character's death in the script] How does it happen?
- Joey: You get thrown from a horse into an electric fence.
- Jessica Lockhart: Jessica hates horses!
- Joey: After this, I'm guessing she won't be too wild about electricity, either.
- Jessica Lockhart: Well, let's just say if I had left fifteen years ago, the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today.
- Joey: They're killing off one of the characters on the show - and when she dies, her brain is being transplanted into my body.
- Dr. Ross Geller: What? A brain transplant? It's ridiculous!
- Joey: I think it's ridiculous you haven't had sex in 3 1/2 months.
- Dr. Ross Geller: ...It's winter; there are fewer people on the street.
- Monica Geller: Who are they killing off?
- Joey: Cecelia Monroe; she plays Jessica Lockhart.
- Monica Geller, Rachel Green: Noooooo!
- Rachel Green: She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces - I mean, I don't think I've ever seen her finish a beverage.
- Jessica Lockhart: [giving Joey some tips on how to play her character] Well, when Jessica kisses a man, she puts her hands on the sides of his face.
- Joey: [nodding] Because she's passionate?
- Jessica Lockhart: No - because that way, the camera sees only her.
- Jessica Lockhart: And guess what? Good news - I got another job.
- Joey: Great! Hey, alright. So what is it?
- Jessica Lockhart: A film in Guadalajara.
- Joey: The airport?
- Jessica Lockhart: How dare you come to me and ask me for tips about the character I've been playing for 20 years! I'll give you a tip!
- [throws her drink in Joey's face]
- [Joey asks for help from Cecilia about becoming her character Jessica]
- Jessica Lockhart: OK, Joey - I will help you.
- Jessica Lockhart: [louder, to everyone in the studio] Not because I owe it to this stupid show!
- Jessica Lockhart: [normal voice] But because I owe it to Jessica.