Friends (TV Series)

The One with Joey's New Brain (2001)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Jessica Lockhart : [while Joey is reading her character's death in the script]  How does it happen?

  Joey : You get thrown from a horse into an electric fence.

  Jessica Lockhart : Jessica hates horses!

  Joey : After this, I'm guessing she won't be too wild about electricity, either.

• Joey : They're killing off one of the characters on the show - and when she dies, her brain is being transplanted into my body.

  Dr. Ross Geller : What? A brain transplant? It's ridiculous!

  Joey : I think it's ridiculous you haven't had sex in 3 1/2 months.

  Dr. Ross Geller : ...It's winter; there are fewer people on the street.

  Monica Geller : Who are they killing off?

  Joey : Cecelia Monroe; she plays Jessica Lockhart.

  Monica Geller , Rachel Green : Noooooo!

  Rachel Green : She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces - I mean, I don't think I've ever seen her finish a beverage.

• Jessica Lockhart : [giving Joey some tips on how to play her character]  Well, when Jessica kisses a man, she puts her hands on the sides of his face.

  Joey : [nodding]  Because she's passionate?

  Jessica Lockhart : No - because that way, the camera sees only her.

• Jessica Lockhart : And guess what? Good news - I got another job.

  Joey : Great! Hey, alright. So what is it?

  Jessica Lockhart : A film in Guadalajara.

  Joey : The airport?

• Joey : You're so talented.

  Jessica Lockhart : I am. I am.