Friends (TV Series)

The One with Joey's New Brain (2001)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

Quotes 

• Monica Geller : Why is your family Scottish?

  Chandler Bing : Why is your family, Ross?

• Joey : They're killing off one of the characters on the show - and when she dies, her brain is being transplanted into my body.

  Dr. Ross Geller : What? A brain transplant? It's ridiculous!

  Joey : I think it's ridiculous you haven't had sex in 3 1/2 months.

  Dr. Ross Geller : ...It's winter; there are fewer people on the street.

  Monica Geller : Who are they killing off?

  Joey : Cecelia Monroe; she plays Jessica Lockhart.

  Monica Geller , Rachel Green : Noooooo!

  Rachel Green : She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces - I mean, I don't think I've ever seen her finish a beverage.