Friends (TV Series)

The One with Joey's New Brain (2001)

Susan Sarandon: Cecilia Monroe

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Quotes 

• Jessica Lockhart : [while Joey is reading her character's death in the script]  How does it happen?

  Joey : You get thrown from a horse into an electric fence.

  Jessica Lockhart : Jessica hates horses!

  Joey : After this, I'm guessing she won't be too wild about electricity, either.

• Jessica Lockhart : Well, let's just say if I had left fifteen years ago, the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today.

• Jessica Lockhart : [giving Joey some tips on how to play her character]  Well, when Jessica kisses a man, she puts her hands on the sides of his face.

  Joey : [nodding]  Because she's passionate?

  Jessica Lockhart : No - because that way, the camera sees only her.

• Jessica Lockhart : And guess what? Good news - I got another job.

  Joey : Great! Hey, alright. So what is it?

  Jessica Lockhart : A film in Guadalajara.

  Joey : The airport?

• Joey : You're so talented.

  Jessica Lockhart : I am. I am.

• Jessica Lockhart : How dare you come to me and ask me for tips about the character I've been playing for 20 years! I'll give you a tip!

  [throws her drink in Joey's face] 

• [Joey asks for help from Cecilia about becoming her character Jessica] 

  Jessica Lockhart : OK, Joey - I will help you.

  Jessica Lockhart : [louder, to everyone in the studio]  Not because I owe it to this stupid show!

  Jessica Lockhart : [normal voice]  But because I owe it to Jessica.