Friends (TV Series)

The One with Joey's Dirty Day (1998)

Helen Baxendale: Emily Waltham

Quotes 

• Emily : Ross. Come look. There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.

  Ross : [on the phone]  I gotta go. There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.

  Monica : He had to go. There was a deer just outside, eating fruit from the orchard.

• Emily : No, no, no, that's not rude. It's in keeping with a trip where I've already been run down by one of your wiener carts and been strip-searched at John F. Kennedy Airport. Apparently, I look like someone who's got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.