Friends (TV Series)
The One with Frank Jr. (1996)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Dr. Ross Geller : [reading his list of 5 celebrities he's allowed to sleep with] Elizabeth Hurley.
Chandler Bing : Very attractive, forgiving.
Dr. Ross Geller : Susan Sarandon.
Chandler Bing : She's too political, to do it with her, you'd probably have to donate four cans of food first.
Dr. Ross Geller : Isabella Rosellini.
Chandler Bing : She's too international.
Rachel Green : So?
Chandler Bing : So you gotta pick the odds, pick someone who will be in the country all the time.
Rachel Green : Yeah because that's why you weren't get Isabella Rosellini, geography.
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Dr. Ross Geller : Um ok, see, you were on my list, but then my friend Chandler brought up the very good point that you were international, so I bumped you for Winona Ryder.
Isabella Rossellini : You know, it's ironic, because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys, and yesterday I just bumped you for that guy over there.
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Rachel Green : [Talking about the list of celebrities] Well, I don't know, I guess Chris O'Donell, John F. Kennedy Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson.
Dr. Ross Geller : Spider Man?
Rachel Green : Hardy Boy.
Chandler Bing : Peter Parker.
Dr. Ross Geller : Thank you!